Movie Reviews
From 35mm to Super8, from Digital to 3D, be it CGI, green-screen, multiple-exposure or even stop-motion, international, domestic, experimental, controversial, we review it all, with moxie!
HIFF 2014 presents Hi-8 (Horror Independent 8)
Review Rating: 7.5 Exactly as the program says it is, Hi-8 is an 80’s-style V/H/S-inspired anthology featuring 8 unique horror stories and a...
Pitchfork
Review Rating: 7 out of 10 Newly out of the closet gay boy Hunter Killian (Brian Raetz) returns home to his conservative parents with a van-load of...
I Spit On Your Grave (2010)
Review Rating: 7.5 A remake of the classic 1978 film, wherein writer Jennifer Hills takes to a remote cabin in the woods to do some writing, is...
Disney presents Maleficent
Review Rating: 7 Spoilers are wicked! A fresh take on the origin story of Maleficent, the villainess who lays the curse upon Aurora in the epic...
Get Out
Review Rating: 7.5 out of 10 Spoilers are never just black and white! We know director Jordan Peele, famous for the Key and Peele comedy duo among...
The Dark Tower
Review Rating: 7 out of 10 Spoilers guard the Dark Tower too! To begin, Jake (Tom Taylor) is a kind-of-sort-of-not-really ordinary boy with just one...
IT Chapter 1 (2017)
Review Rating: 8 out of 10 Spoilers hide in the sewers too! Before launching into diatribes about the old versus the new, it behooves us to have a...
Disney presents The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
Review Rating: 8 Self-Sweeping Brooms To stop Witch Morgana from being released from her thousand-year-old prison, Balthasar Blake gets himself a...
Pineapple Express
Review Rating: 6 Dale Denton and his drug dealer pal Saul Silver go on a hideout adventure after Dale witnesses a murder while high on weed. I knew...
Green Lantern
Review Rating: 7 Ace pilot and bad boy Hal Jordan is the first human selected to join the Green Lantern corp, an organization of all aliens...
28 Days Later
Review Rating: 8 The UK has been completely overrun by persons infected with a virus called Rage, that turns normal people into zombies with a taste...
The Cabin in the Woods
Review Rating: 8 A gang of Scooby-like friends get together for a weekend break in a cabin in the woods, only to discover seriously strange things...
Netflix presents What Happened To Monday?
Review Rating: 7.5 out of 10 Spoilers for every day of the week! So in the future that bad ol’ genetic monkeying with things has caused the worlds...
Rob Zombie presents 31
Review Rating: 7 There’s no real point to an introductory paragraph for this movie, so like Rob Zombie and his singular movie-making style, we’re...
The Happening
Review Rating: 5 Warning! Spoiler Review! The first R rated film from Director Shyamalan, about a crisis to humanity on an undreamt-of scale. Okay....
Devils Due
Review Rating: 6.5 A newlywed couple find themselves dealing with an unplanned pregnancy with sinister overtones. I would swear I’ve mentioned here...
Hostel Part II
Review Rating: 6.5 A trio of art students are lured to a Slovakian Hostel that specializes in procuring murder victims for a wealthy clientele. The...
Pope Joan
Review Rating: 8 The story of a 9th Century English-German woman who disguises herself as a man and rises through the ranks of the Vatican. I’m a...
Lifetime presents Petals on the Wind
Review Rating: 7 The continuing story of what happened to the Foxworth children ten years after they were confined to the attic. Oh-kay. Lifetime...
Cosplay Melee
So the SyFy channel is taking another stab at the fandom with the mostest, the cosplayers! You know, those insane peoples who like to make their...